Privacy & Cookie Policy –
We Respect Your Secrets
(and Only Steal the Good Cookies)
At www.koenhuygebaert.com,
we believe in deep transformation, radical honesty... and eating the damn cookies.
This Privacy & Cookie Policy exists to let you know what we do with your data
(spoiler: not much, and never in a way that would get us exiled from Asgard).
We don’t believe in digital stalking – only deep connection.
But the law wants us to explain, so here we go.
You've officially entered a zone
where even Loki would pause mid-chaos to read our fine print.
Brace yourself - this might be the most entertaining legal page you've ever encountered.
(If not, send memes. We’ll try harder next time.)
1. Who We Are
This site is operated by Koen Huygebaert – Life & Business Mentor for the Restless Few.
- Registered Office (Legal Seat): Zwevegemsestraat 29, 8570 Anzegem
- Business Unit (Operating Location): Ieperstraat 6, 8370 Blankenberge
- VAT : BE 0712.922.878
- Email : koen@koenhuygebaert.com
This isn’t a corporate black box.
It’s a movement powered by a guy who believes in fire, harmony, and human connection.
(And who may or may not have a mild obsession with rewriting the multiverse, one clause at a time.)
2. What Personal Data We Collect (and Why)
We collect only what we need and nothing more.
Unless it’s a collector’s edition of Ghost's Prequelle,
a leather-bound Success Principles signed in phoenix blood,
or a Lee Child thriller with a handwritten note that says “Koen would’ve solved this faster.”
Then… all bets are off.
Here’s what might come in:
- Name & Email: When you sign up for our newsletter, book a call, or join our programs.
- Browser Info & IP Address: Helps us improve your experience and understand what works.
- Payment Details: Only when you buy something. All payments go through secure, third-party processors (like Stripe or PayPal). We never see your card number. Ever.
- Messages & Communication: If you email us, we’ll keep that convo. Not to stalk, but to serve you better
- Body & other sizes: sometimes, to deliver the perfect item form our secret shop, we may ask intimate details- like your size, preferences, favourite Ben&Jerry flavour or favourite guilty pleasure. But don't worry: we will never sell it. Never leak it. Never use it for weird stuff. Unless you vanish without paying. Then we'll haunt your dream... dressed in silk, quoting GDPR laws until you wake up sweating and compliant...
We collect data to:
- Deliver content you asked for
- Improve our offerings
- Send soulful emails (no spam!)
- Fulfill our legal and business obligations
In short: we collect just enough to do our job… and never enough to clone you.
Unless you’re secretly part of Project Phoenix. Then all bets are off again.
3. Cookies – The Digital Kind (Not the Chocolate Chip Ones)
Let’s be real. We’d much rather serve you homemade chocolate chip cookies than browser-based trackers.
But here we are… navigating the virtual pantry of the internet.
This site uses cookies—small data files placed on your device—to help the experience flow like harmony through your veins.
🍪 Why We Use Them:
- To keep you logged in (if relevant)
- To remember your preferences (because we respect your rhythm)
- To track performance & behavior via analytics tools (like Google Analytics)
- To know which pages made you stop and think… or run to the hills
Cookies help us, not only still our hunger but actually improve what matters.
No creepy spying, no background data trafficking,
no “we’re listening to you through your phone mic” stuff.
We’re not Meta.
We're here to build a world worth coming back to.
🔧 Your Choice:
You can block or delete cookies in your browser settings anytime.
Your journey, your rules, you diet...
Just know that the site might act a little grumpy if you turn them all off.
👀 Third-Party Cookies:
We may use cookies from services like:
(because we like to mengle, blindfold take a cookie and wait for the surprise...)
- Google (Analytics, Fonts, YouTube)
- Facebook (Pixels for retargeting)
- Podbean or other podcast platforms
- (Convert)Kit / Clickfunnels / other... (email delivery performance)
These platforms have their own policies. You should probably read them.
(But let’s be honest… you won’t. And that’s OK.)
4. How We Store Your Data
We store your data like we store sacred truth—with care, encryption, and no funny business.
Your info is housed on secure, encrypted platforms like ClickFunnels, Podbean, and our email service provider. They’re legit, GDPR-compliant, and not some sketchy setup in a dusty garage with a dial-up modem.
Or run out of a basement in the dark corners of the internet.
If things ever feel dark...
it is just the lights out, not your data leaking.
Here’s What We Don’t Do:
- ❌ Sell your data
- ❌ Leak it into AI black holes (unless it's with your consent, babe 😉)
- ❌ Whisper it to strangers in smoke-filled boardrooms
- ❌ Rent it to creepy marketers
Here’s What We Do:
- ✅ Protect it with solid digital walls
- ✅ Sleep well at night knowing your trust is safe with us
- ✅ Allow you to access, correct, or delete it anytime
- ✅ Keep it only as long as needed
This isn’t just compliance. It’s respect.
For you. For your story. For your sovereignty.
5. Third-Party Tools & Platforms
Yes, we use tools. But only the kind that serve you and elevate the experience—not the ones that spy, stalk, or suck the life out of your data like a vampire on Red Bull.
We’re selective. We’re intentional. We’re not here to flood your inbox or track your every move like a desperate ex.
🔧 Here’s Who We Work With (And Why):
- ClickFunnels – for building smooth, powerful experiences that guide your transformation
- ConvertKit / [Current ESP] – to whisper soulful words into your inbox (no spam, only sparks)
- Stripe / PayPal – to process your payments securely, without shady business
- Google Analytics & Facebook Pixel – to understand what lights you up and what falls flat
- Podbean / Spotify / Apple Podcasts – to deliver our voice into your ears while you walk, work, or work out. Or do other things that shall not be named here...
- Noctara + chatgpt + Claude and other AI-tools a.k.a. our Dream-Team to support our never-ending quest for delivering content that harmonizes your life one neural net at a time..
- We also secretly dream of working with Vanessa Carlysle. Or is it Morena Baccarin? Anyway, we have to admit we'd be very shy...
These platforms are like trusted allies in our revolution.
They have their own privacy policies (which you should totally read… but probably won’t).
Still, we’ve vetted them. We use them with integrity. And they’re here to serve the mission—not exploit it.
6. Your Rights (Yes, You Have Some!)
We don’t just respect your rights—we celebrate them.
We sometimes feel like bending the rules...
But your rights are sacred.
We're not Trump... We're not the knid of people who put ego above integrity.
You’re not just a subscriber. You’re a sovereign being.
And under the GDPR (and other global privacy laws), you’re legally and energetically entitled to:
- 🕵️ Access your data – Want to know what we know? Just ask.
- 📝 Correct your data – Typo in your name? Wrong email? We’ll fix it faster than you can say “harmonize.”
- ❌ Delete your data – Done with us? That hurts… but we’ll wipe you clean if you say so.
- 📤 Portability – You can ask us to send your data somewhere else. (It’ll be sad, but we’ll do it.)
- 🛑 Restrict or object to processing – Don’t like how we’re using your info? Let’s talk.
This isn’t just legal fluff. It’s your power.
If you want to invoke any of these rights, email us at koen@koenhuygebaert.com.
We’ll respond faster than a toddler hearing the word dessert.
7. Data Retention
We don’t hoard. We don’t cling. Unless it's a tax requirement.
We keep your data only as long as we actually need it—or the law says we have to.
No dusty vaults. No eternal digital shackles. No creepy basement servers humming with forgotten data ghosts...
If you ever hear humming, it must be us, sitting on our pool, with a glass, some NWOFBHM in the background...
Here’s How It Works:
- 📬 Newsletter Subscribers – We keep your info until you unsubscribe or ghost us forever (no hard feelings).
- 📈 Analytics Data – Usually anonymized and used to spot patterns, not people.
- 🧾 Clients & Customers – We hold on for up to 7 years, because tax authorities don’t like surprises.
When it’s time, we let go.
Just like bad habits, outdated beliefs, or that one friend who still forwards chain emails from 2006 -
we know when to let go.
And from time to time, we do let go of some stuff.
A lot of air... but luckely smell is not incorporated in the digital world... yet...
8. Children's Privacy
This site isn’t made for kids.
If you’re under 16, you’re probably not ready for this kind of depth, rebellion, or digital intimacy.
We don’t knowingly collect data from anyone under 16.
And if we somehow do—through magic, mistake, or a precocious teenager stumbling onto our fire— we’ll delete it the moment we find out.
But hey... if you’re a 12-year-old genius exploring personal development,
we salute you. Just get a parent’s permission, and maybe hold off on the wilder parts.
A note for the Curious Teens (And Jara, if you're reading this):
If you're 13.14 or somewhere in that beautiful 'almost ready' zone -👋Welcome!
You're invited to browse, reflect and feel inspired by what's here.
But you can't sign up, opt in or download anything yet - unless a parent gives the green light.
⚖️ Legal Stuff (Because sometimes it really matters)
If you're in Europe (the old continent) = GDPR. We can't collect your data if you're under 16,
unless your country allows it at 13+ with parental consent.
If you're in the US (COPPA): The age limit is 13 -
under that, we legally need your parent's OK before collecting anything.
Otherwise we are 'bruh'...
We take this seriously.
Your privacy matters - even when you're still figuring out who you are.
So until you're of age (of your grown-up says it's cool), enjoy the content... but don't share our info with us just yet.
9. Changes to This Policy
We might update this policy when laws change…
or when we change…
or when we just feel the fire to tighten our boundaries and owning our digital sovereignty even harder.
Or when the Time Variance Authority decides it is necessary to intervene
because of a temporal interference by an unknow entitiy...
No warning bells. No big announcements.
Just a quiet edit—and a new date stamped below.
That said, we’ll never mess with your rights or your trust without damn good reason.
We’re not here to play games. This is a movement.
We’re here to build a world worth believing in and standing for.
Last updated: 28 March 2025
10. Legal Jurisdiction (Even Rebels Need Rules Sometimes)
If the gods of law ever get involved - and we hope they don't - then all disputes shall be handled
by the courts of West Flanders, division Bruges, Belgium.
That's our home base, where the waffles are good, the best soccer team of Belgium resides
and the courtrooms are serious.
If the gods of metal ever get involved - and we hope they do - then it all ends with lots of beer,
loudly chanting on metal hymns and swearing loyal blood oaths on the altar of metal!
You agree to that by continuing to hang out on this site (a.k.a. funnelhub in Clickfunnels-jargon),
even if you're reading this while eating cookies in another country.🍪
Or even when listening to Bananarama...
Last updated: 28 March 2025
11. Contact Us
If you’ve made it this far…
🔥 You’re not just skimming.
🔥 You’re not just clicking.
🔥 You’re the kind of soul who reads the fine print with fire in your eyes.
Maybe you came for the cookies.
Maybe you stayed for the code of honor.
Or maybe—just maybe—you’re part of the Restless Few who don’t settle for surface-level anything.
Whatever the reason:
If something’s unclear… if you want to challenge a clause… or if you just want to send a meme that fits our vibe—
We’re here. With real hearts. And ridiculous email response times.
(Unless DNS- or other digital trolls have taken over our digital space)
📧 Email: koen@koenhuygebaert.com
📍 Legal Seat: Zwevegemsestraat 29, 8570 Anzegem, Belgium
📍 Business Unit: Ieperstraat 6, 8370 Blankenberge, Belgium
📜 VAT: BE 0712.922.878
No bots. No auto-replies.
Just Koen. A man who believes that clarity is sacred, truth is fire, and emails deserve soul.
Live with harmony.
Lead with clarity.
Own your damn light.
Thanks for walking this far with me.
Now let’s rise—and set the damn sky on fire.
🔥
For the Restless Few,
Koen Huygebaert